How to talk like a kiwi (New Zealander)?
I mean no disrespect. Thought this was funny though
(Say out loud for full effect)
Milburn- Capital of Victoria
Peck – to fill a suitcase
Pissed aside – Chemical which kills insects
Pigs – for hanging out washing with
Pump – to act as agent for prostitute
Pug – large animal with a curly tail
Nin tin dough – computer game
Munner stroney – soup
Min – male
Mess Kara – Eye makeup
McKennock – person who fixes cars
Mere – mayor
Leather _ foam produced from soap
Lift – departed
Kiri Pecker – famous aussie businessman
Kittle crusps – Potatp chips
Ken’s – Cairns
Jumbo – pet name for someone called jim
Jungle bills – christmas carol
Inner me – enemy
Guess – Vapour
Fush – Marine creatures
Duffy cult – not easy
Bug hut – popular recording
Ear New Zulland – an extinct airline
Ciao!
haha how true!
my sister’s first encounter with the kiwi was when she was in the campus tour at her uni’s library and the guide kept uttering “lean ding disc” – only later she understood it as a lending desk!
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