Can I inflate my stomach with a bike pump?

I want to know if I can inflate my stomach with a bike pump. I think that it is very unlikely, but there is still a chance. Please tell me if you have done it before and what the results were. Does it hurt? Is it hard? I need answers…

sure…if you want to pop!

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